Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Marrakech

After going to Egypt in early 2010 I thought I would know what to expect in Marrakech. Wrong. On our first evening (after a very chilled out day sipping cocktails in the sunshine) we went with some others from the hotel to tour the main city square and soul by night, as we were told it was a very different experience to daytime. It was also Saturday, the busiest night of the week. Around 12 of us headed out. The first thing? The temperature drops by around 10-15 degrees in the evening...ouch.

The outfit I had elected for that evening? Silk wrap dress and espadrilles. Luckily I managed a quick trip back to the room to pile on the layers before heading out.

We stopped in the old town, it wasn't that pleasant. Clearly where the locals hang out/shop rather in the more touristy main souk. We shuffled through here pretty sharpish before coming to the 'high street' leading to the main square. again, not very pleasant. Lots of children begging/trying to pick pocket/sell you tissues (why?)



There wasn't much down here I fancied taking a photo of, plus I felt fairly vulnerable with my camera out.
The square itself was buzzing. The smell was also very nice. We were told at night this was transformed in the evening to where locals buy food, meet up and hang out. It strangely wasn't as intimidating as the streets approaching it although it was much busier.



Through the square is the entrance to the souk. I was expecting all the usual hassle/people approaching you and trying to sell you tat, but this didn't really happen. Retrospectively this is because we had a local in out group who clearly knew what he was doing.


Street sellers / beggers, take your pick on the terminology


This must be heavy.



'Dead bird' spice, stayed firmly on the shelf


Aladdin's cave...
Where you may find these
Layers went on, feet were freezing

By night the various stalls really stood out, spices, fresh fruit juice, silks, shoes, lamps, oils then the usual tat. It was, by night a great experience. We decided to go back the next day, two of us. Oh what a different experience.

We arrive around 1030, it was instantly noticeable how quieter it was than the previous night, there were also a distinct lack of 'tourists' around, and let's face it...I didn't blend in. Red hair, white freckly skin glasses and Abercrombie zip up (it was still quite cold at this time).

We had heard about the snake charmers and expected these on the square (they aren't there in the eve). Instantly we saw a large crowd gathered around something do headed over. We found a gap and looked on, I had a couple of seconds to grab a loo at some fairly small snakes on a blanket and what appeared to be a chipmunk running around. This is where a local approaches me and says 'make nice picture, want a picture?' clearly how they make their money, however I hadn't noticed the snake he had in his hand. It was terrifying. I thought I was a safe enough distance away. I did the natural/cool thing and screamed and ran away shouting 'is it on me'. That was the last I saw of snake charmers. I was too scared to go back for a picture as I didn't know where was safe.

Also in the square are beggars/workers conning you into paying for anything. One couple we met had their hand grabbed and henna hastily applied before being demanded money. The woman started at 700 dirhams which is around £55. They got her down to 200 (around £15) as they didn't know how to haggle or how it worked Wong their first day. On return to the hotel they told the staff who couldn't believe it said they buy henna for around 3 dirhams (pence). They were completely ripped off and likely provided their wage for a month.

Other 'services being offered included cleaning your feet, shining your shoes, forcing a bracelet on your wrist that doesn't come off and yet more children selling tissues. This is where I spotted something unwanted a picture of. A scary looking man across the square had a monkey. A real monkey that he would be walking along on a chain then make jump up on his shoulder. I tired to take a picture from far enough away with my zoom lens. It didn't work, he spotted me. He then started chasing me with the monkey on his shoulder taking his hat off (his not the monkeys, probably best to clarify the monkey wasn't wearing a hat) and demanding money. Thing was I had been so rubbish trying to take the pic and not be attacked from behind by another snake handler I hadn't even got the picture, nor had I at change smaller than 100 dirhams.

Once he realised I wasn't giving him money he turned around and walked off. I managed a sneaky (rubbish) picture and later wondered where the hell the second monkey had been/come from.

We then entered the souk, what an entirely different experience to the night before. We were hounded to the point we walked through for 15 minutes and wanted to be back at the hotel. Again there was a complete lack of tourists around. I have no idea why. I wouldn't have minded wondering as I would at Broadway market or Columbia, having a couple of hours mooching, haggling with the locals and returning victorious with some scarves, trinkets and general tut. This did not happen at all. We hastily shuffled back through the square trying to avoid beggars/angry monkey men/snakes (which I still thought were on me) at all costs. I tried to take some pictures of the environment but it was so hat to stay in one place for more than a couple of seconds without being swarmed by people trying to extort you.

We went and sat by the main mosque which by now was very sunny. Back to 5* luxury for me please. I wish we hadn't been so intimated and told people where to go without being strung up in the square for being a woman with a voice. Still ticked off the list.

Overlooking the aquare is the mosque. Here are some daytime night time snaps:



300ft tall, not sure this does it justice
If you go, be brave, be bold and learn the word 'no'. Practice it with me...NO!
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Hammam & Gommage

One of the things I was looking for most in the Moroccan break? Relaxing. Staying in bed, lounging by the pool and spa treatments.  Although doing absolutely no research on the hotel or city before departure (so unlike me) I hoped the hotel would have a lovely traditional spa. Luckily it did not disappoint.

Pretty much as soon as our bags were dropped in the room we headed over to see the selection of treatments and book in. They had all the regulars however I was looking for something more authentic so asked the spa manager to recommend some Moroccan specialities. Also the entire spa menu was in French with no English (bad I know but my French is conversational at best, and not usually in the context of a spa...)

The hammam section stood out the most mainly because I hadn't heard of it before. Luckily this is also what was recommended as traditional. There were a number of add-ons you could apply with the price going up accordingly, unfortunately having this explained was frivolous. I just opted for third one down (two add-ons) and hoped for the best.

On heading for the treatment it became apparent the place was enormous, sort of a darkened underground cave. I was lead into a room not unlike a steam room and lay on the warm bench (which was lovely) . Having forgone my glasses it wasn't clear what was about to happen, time to hope for the best and close my eyes...

The first thing was being covered in warm water from a pan, this went on and then some cream was massaged in and a bit more relaxing on the warm slab. 'Turn' was about the only conversation managed in English..so I did. On my front it was even harder to gauge what was going on. The pan of water was bought out again and I just about managed to close my mouth and eyes before my face/head/everything was doused in water. Thanks for that...more laying on the stone, various creams massage and drowning later a mitt came out. Now I say mitt but mean industrial sand paper. I was literally buffed within an inch of my life, front and back. Was this one of the added extras??

The next part was being covered in black mud. I was worried this was going to smell but fortunately it didn't. Yet more relaxing and being covered in goo then I had to sit up. This is where it felt a bit odd...I then had my hair washed in what felt like a combo of oil and soap. It was a bit like being a child. Also, usually at the hairdressers they take every precaution to ensure they aren't getting water in your eyes and ears...not here, I may as well have been scuba diving. Trying not to contort my face and look zen/contented was a challenge. I tried, god knows what I looked like. I then stood up and was spun around while being doused off with buckets of water.

Next I was lead to the sauna to relax, which was gorgeous. Large, comfortable, right temp and was given some green tea for even more toxin banishing. Afterwards I honestly had very soft skin that felt lovely, had a good glow and even felt tighter. It was a good treatment, however if I were to have it again I would remember to wear goggles, shower cap and take a comb.

As I said, I had done no research on the area and realised after we could have gone to a local hammam place and paid half the price, I guess that's what you get for being a captive audience in a 5* hotel, still it cost less than £25, much cheaper than you pay in London (should anywhere provide such a treatment)

I also had a full body relaxing massage, for 350 dirhams which is just over £25, for a great hour massage this again is far cheaper than you'd pay at home. Let's see how long my stress free, buffed and slightly bronzed body will last in snowy London...
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Friday, 3 February 2012

Oh So Glamorous

It's winter, in case you hadn't noticed, and it's freezing. I love to be under a blanket/duvet/faux fur throw on the sofa/bed/when walking room to room...delete as appropriate. Another great solution to this problem? The oh so glamorous OnePiece. A few high street retailers have started putting these out and they are not nice. Really cheap nasty fabrics and patterns. From this website however they are deliciously soft, cozy and warm - and about as stylish as you are going to get rocking this look.








I opted for a traditional Norwegian pattern in a dark blue. One thing however I wasn't banking on is the sizing, when this arrived it is enormous. Easily 7ft tall. They are very slouchy fit, but I'm 5'6 - 5'7 and a small would have been easily big enough.

They do lots of lovely patterns - but this one is clearly very popular, a day after carrying out this little photo shoot, this Gary Barlow look-a-like was on This Morning (daytime chat show popular in the UK for those of you in the US) modelling the very one.
If you would like to rock your own OnePiece you can buy them from the website as well as some bigger Snow + Rock stores. 

I now need to resist temptation to wear this to the airport at 5am in the morning *indoor use only*.
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Thursday, 2 February 2012

DL Video Shoot - Photo Roundup

So I took about 400,000 pictures at the Daytona Lights video shoot last Sunday. Due to how cold it was my Canon battery could not hold a charge so the varying quality of these is due to a mash up of iPad, iPhone regular and Instagram.

Some of the highlights:
Sam, drummer (obvs)
Louis (guitar, obvs)



Laurence (bass guitar)







Some pretty amazing port...
The house that was the set for Lovejoy

Matt (guitar)
Danny (right - lead vocal)

One of the house dogs, tried to get into every scene
I suspect these may be first edition originals or something equally as impressive.
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My music video début

A very cold Sunday in January, stay at home under the duvet for a DVD day? Not for me and Daytona Lights (a band you may have seen in Hollyoaks should you be so cultured). They were filming their debut music video in the country and I was going along for the ride. Literally, after being picked up at 7am in a minibus. Rock and Roll.

The concept for the day was sort of Alice in Wonderland type experience whereby a whole manner of weird and wonderful things would be occurring in a manor house in Suffolk. And a very nice house it is too belonging to a very nice country gent named Charlie.

Notice the peacock on the roof? There were three at various points throughout the day



On arriving at the manor the first thing to do (after lighting a fire) was begin building a house of cards. I was amazing at this aided by a pritt stick. It did feel a tad like school though after having to keep reaching over people as they weren't sharing the glue...Here is our creation as used in the video...impressive eh?


The boys began the day of filming with solo acts. Taking place in varying locations in the stately rooms each would play their instrument (or sing in Danny’s case) along to the playback of the single. The song du jour was ‘My Place’, luckily my favourite song from the album - since I would be listening to it roughly 27,000 times throughout the day.

After the individual shots it was time for some outside (brrr), one of the outhouses of the building was apparently called the fornication room as this is where the master of the house would ‘entertain’ the milk maid. However this could have been a made up story, we aren't sure, but I'd like to think it was true. 

Thankfully it was then back inside for the black tie takeaway. Some other scenes to be filmed around this table, the mad hatters tea party and surgical removal of Sam's head with a chainsaw. Marvellous. 






One of the most hilarious sessions of the day was the princess’ knitting. How this came about and who dreamt it up I have no idea, but comedy value it certainly is. Myself and the crew totally forgot we were filming a music video and decided this could easily be a sitcom, producers and scriptwriters pay attention…
One of the most impressive scenes of the day came courtesy of the English National Ballet. 4 dancers elegantly performing in front of the impressive exterior of the mansion, how they managed to not show the pain on their faces from the cold is amazing. Seeing them dance is equally impressive.






A mere 15 hours later and it was time to head back into London and try and thaw out. I don't remember being that cold in a long time. The sort of freezing where you can't even imagine ever being warm again.

Once the video is ready I will post it on here, I did film a scene with two of the boys, If I am banished to the directors cutting room floor I will not be impressed. I want my 5 seconds of fame thank you very much...I think I can feel stardom beckoning. Today a freezing cold manor in the country - tomorrow the Hollywood walk of fame.

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